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"Or else wha-AAAACKGGH"
he said just before he was stabbed 20 times in the gut with a switchblade.
Anxiously wringing his gleaming drill-hands together, wondering what consequences he could possibly threaten to impose
5 STARS FOR YOU.
It would have been better if his advice would be to either curl into a ball and super-spin into them or jump on their heads.
It must really suck when you're trying to collect protection money and you run into the guy who kicks your ass for a living.
You can't tell me a guy with drill penis hands and a drill penis nose doesn't know the answer to "or else WHAT?"
In retrospect they should have made a sonic sez in which Sonic tells kids that when they're older they should have real boy and girlfriends, and not fantasize about hedgehogs.
Thus, Sonic completes his court-ordered community service.
This didn't work so well when I tried it on the gangs of anarchistic robots that wander the streets of my city
The doctor says I'll be able to eat actual food again in another three months
Sonic seems to hate misspelled words far more than he hates gangs, if the level of effort is any indication.