We better do what he says, guys! He's serious!

I will marry my dog and post the ceremony on youtube to promote bigotry... just like Martin Luther King!

Rambling idiot or comedy genius?

Two points here: I've never seen the misspelling of "a ware" before... congrats.
And, what piece am I supposed to be holding? Currently, I have in my hand one rook, one top hat, and a checker. Do I need to open more board games up to hold on to other pieces as well?

It's about time. Too many people are cohabitating with their dogs without marrying them, and it weakens the relationship. Barely 10% of dog relationships last 15 years. And some people even have two -- or MORE! -- dogs at the same time.

It isn't right. It's time to restore rectitude and propriety to canine-human relationships, and get back to what our parents and grandparents did: MARRY OUR DOGS.

As long as you're marrying an opposite-sex dog. Marrying a same-sex dog is abhorrent to God.

See, it's because gay people are the same as dogs. Everyone knows this. We can't treat blacks like dogs anymore, the gays are all we have left. Come on!

I honestly don't see the problem with people marrying dogs. Even if it were legal, so what? As long as you're not raping the dog, what harm does it do anyone? I guess the dog would get a break on his income taxes?

Referencing Martin Luther King Jr. in a video with anti-civil rights purposes. Classy. This guy follows For The Record where Molotov compared homosexuality with bestiality.

To be fair that's a pretty sexy dog.

So long as the dog has the right to ask for a divorce.

I think the only living arrangement between a man and a dog should be a civil union, and they should be happy with that. Anything else would be an insult to this great land, and to God.

"Forever hold your piece."

Goddamn Poe's law.

I love this weird obsession that pigfuckers have (excuse the expression) with comparing gay marriage to bestiality. It's especially interesting since a few of the states that are striving the hardest to ban gay marriage (and gays in general) seem to be also striving to lessen their bestiality laws.

And if the government doesn't abolish the Federal Reserve, I WILL MARRY MY DOG!

And if Barack Obama doesn't hand me a personal check for a million dollars, I WILL MARRY MY DOG!!

And if Jesus Christ doesn't personally appear in public and tell me not to marry my dog...

Rick Santorum was right.

Just wants to fuck a dog.

Aw, for fuck sakes!

I am in favor of this man making an ass of himself for all eternity.

I'm seeing some rather significant problems with this guy's plan.

OK, so upon inspection this is heavyhandofgod's only upload. That, and the sheer insanity of this video (along with the last little bit of faith I have left in humanity), lead me to suspect this is all some form of troll.

Sir, I assure you, I am not a ware.

This video is what would happen if one of the Lonely Island guys figured out how to be more intolerably smug.

next thing you know, they'll let men and women get married!

He's going to make an honest dog of her.

I don't know how I missed this one!

The first dog kissing that man, the Labrador, her name is Honey, with her owner at their wedding in Australia. That story was world news at the time.

I used to think about marrying a dog too, when I grew up, having a wedding knowing there was that special bond.

Boom-mer

I hope he knows she's not a virgin.