Pillager  - 2011-03-07
So, who's the spokesman?
TFL Dwayne Holloway & Reverend Burns?
|
Pillager - 2011-03-07 *new Spokesman*
)Goes for more coffee(
|
|
glasseye - 2011-03-07
"The restaurant's spokesman, 575-pound Blair River, died on March 1, 2011 at the age of 29 due to complications from pneumonia."
Five for evil.
|
Xenocide - 2011-03-07
That nurse chick is radiating enough disgust to power Las Vegas for a year.
|
pastorofmuppets - 2011-03-07 When she holds up the cigs it's like a dam bursting. I think she may have caught a whiff of something.
|
Dirty Sanchez - 2011-03-07
This is Hotel California for the morbidly obese.
|
spikestoyiu - 2011-03-07
Yeah, he was a big boy, sir.
|
papercut_junky - 2011-03-07
"Cynical people might think this (River's death) is funny," Basso (the restaurant's founder) said. "But people who knew him are crying their eyes out. There is a lot of mourning going on around here. You couldn't have found a better person."
When I first read this I thought it said "butter person"
|
Xenocide - 2011-03-07 That's ridiculous. As if he's ever had trouble finding butter people.
|
|
VoilaIntruder - 2011-03-07
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/Heart_Attack_Grill_Diet_Center/MEN U_files/MENU.jpg
I bet they don't even bother turning the radio on at this place with all the eating, slurping, wheezing, and farting noises drowning it out. Just imagine the truly illuminating political and cultural discussions shared by the regular patrons in between figuring out how to put all this meat in their mouth-holes.
|
|
SolRo - 2011-03-07 Food made with animal fat is tastier, tastes better than hydrogenated vegetable fried foods, at least.
I saw this place on some food network show...they make the fries in lard, the burgers are high fat content beef (also helps taste/juiciness), the buns are "buttered" with lard and toasted.
Natural fat + salt makes almost anything taste much better, you just need to have some fucking self control. This place is kind of a temple to american lack of self-control.
Also; duck fat fries/hashbrowns are fucking amazing.
|
MrBuddy - 2011-03-07
I think we've got all those side effects covered.
|
Anaxagoras - 2011-03-07
Truth in advertising.
|
Jet Bin Fever - 2011-03-07
I miss the golden days of theme restaurants, when you could just put some sunglasses on a crocodile head and it was wacckky!
|
pastorofmuppets - 2011-03-07
What's more American: morbid obesity or taking advantage of the morbidly obese to sell a few hamburgers?
|
|
heyitslozeau - 2011-03-14
PUNCH FAT FACES
|
| Register or login To Post a Comment |
Reddit
Digg
Stumble
Facebook