For some reason these girls remind me of a particular conservative female poe-news user from a major capital city.

Jesus, they went out in public to do this shit? The least they could have done for the vets is show a little skin.

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The taller one looks a lot more butch from far away.

When I was in Basic at Fort Benning, the Drill Sergeants herded us to a mandatory Miss America pageant tour event on post. It was basically like this video, but with an audience of a thousand bored/horny/fighting*/sleeping postadolescent trainee soldiers. The girls looked tense. I always thought "Beauty Pageant on an Army Base" would be a good subject for a Hunter S Thompson essay.

This was a cool story, bros.


*One of my buddies was a Ukrainian trying to get US citizenship; his warcry in barracks brawls was "I punch your gut and squeeze your ball!".