There's a bridge in Brooklyn specially designed to protect anyone on it from atoms. If you're interested in your family's safety, I can sell it to you for a good price.
I wanted to post something like this. Who would buy this over-priced shit on a regular basis? Sales on it have increased dramatically. It is a pretty good way to move product though.
I'll take my chances like I did with "swine flu" and "herpes".
It was on Fox News this mroning. Even at the words of an actual expert on the matter saying there is no real threat, Megyn Kelly kept on "uh-huh but there is a chance we could all die from this."