This quickly reaches a point where you really want it to end, you're dying for it to stop, and then you realize the clip is only half way in. This really gets going around 2:11. Priceless if it is real.

My name is Ryan and I've got voice mails WAY worse than this. Granted, she was certifiably schizophrenic.

Ryan clearly handled the situation like a pro.

Incidentally there was this unbelievable shrieky lady who called me repeatedly WHEEEEEEERRESSSS AAAAAAMMBER WHEEEEEEEERRESSSS BRAAAAAAD and some day I will call her back.

It's a combination eBay/Jamba Juice, like one of those A&W/KFC restaurants.

I think she likes him!

I'd like to string her along and dump her after sex. Just to see what happens. I'd probably want it to end really quick but I'm curious as to what horrible things she would do.

Fat. Like Biggest Loser level fat.

The female opposite of Dimitri.

E as in E.

I always considered "Dominic" a male name.

"Dominique" for girls, yeah, but they pronounce it "neek".

Not sure if she's necessarily crazy or just really drunk.

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Ryan understands that it's all fun and games till the tears start to roll.

Kinda sounds like she was nervous and drunk dialed him. I don't see what the big deal is...

Five because the person who posted this on YT is absolutely loathsome, and I suspect this might be staged.