Oh you want to spend the day with me, do you Gerber?

Alright then, you hold the winos down while I steal their booze. Then we'll both drink until we go blind. Then I will rape you in your ginger puppet ass.

If I did the voice of that puppet I would drink a lot.

One of the things about Gerbet that bugged me when I first came across this show being broadcast in the middle of the day on a local PBS station - asides from that voice, oh that horrible horrible voice - was the shape of his head. Does he have some sort of outer space mumps?