http://www.christianfilmdatabase.com/

We need to go ahead and drop our categories and use theirs from now on.

P.S. The "Homosexuality" category contains one movie. Yes, it's exactly what you'd expect it to be titled.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bprot3Vtnx8

"Is that your girl?"

"Naw dude she's Christian, she's not your average slut like most girls our age are nowadays with their rap music and makeup."

so the actual "Genesis Code" here is just a snazzy visual montage? disappointed

oh another disappointment: Lance Henriksen whoring out for a role here

Apparently the "genesis code" is a visual montage, one done in medium quality 3d and likely uses Mechwarrior 2 music in the background.

Ernest Borgnine AND failed GOP politician Fred Thompson! Don't let this thing blind you with its star power.

My stars are for the "Religious Discrimination" trailer that comes up in the related videos.

"Science feared religion. Science also feared being anthropomorphized, but it was too late."





DON'T LET THIS ADHERENCE

TO SOMETHING YOUR PARENTS

MIGHT HAVE BELIEVED IN WITH LITTLE COHERENCE

CAUSE YOU INTERFERENCE

THE KEY'S PERSEVERANCE

CAUSE THE TRUTH AIN'T ON CLEARANCE

IT'S FREE AND THERE'S NO CHANCE FOR ITS DISAPPEARANCE!


Word.

Oh, so creationists think they've found a convoluted way to rationalize the 6-day creation story from Genesis with what actually happened?

Ok, now move onto the next part of the bible, where our ancestors get kicked out of paradise because a talking snake tricks us into eating magic fruit. I can't wait to hear how that's compatible with reality too.

God created everything, including shitty acting.

Science feared religion, until science started realizing that it was factually correct.

Human DNA created this movie.

The 6 days seem like billions because of relativity and junk! And the rest of what we can't explain can be explained with the observer effect! Bible!