For those not familiar with Tom Scharpling's Best Show on WFMU, allow me to introduce "Spike": Federal employee, doo-wop connoisseur, and sex dungeon owner.

Dare to dream that there will come a day when the worst superhero show meets the worst sitcom.

I can't wait to hear his reaction to ABC's cancellation of "All My Children" and "One Life To Live". The CEO of ABC is probably tied up in his basement, listening to the Platters in front of a muted video of "Child's Play II".

I upvoted this based on his physical and philosophical resemblance to PoE red legend Victor "Iceman" Beckles.

It's like Doc died and this is Little Mac's vision of him in the clouds above their favorite work out spot.