didn't even explode in a ball of flames or anything.

It's all in his wrists.

Totally hugs for my tiger-printed gun, bro.

C'mon dude, work it.

We do have an alienjack tag.

Only older.

Serious question: can you buy a gun if you have Down's Syndrome?

From what I can gather from google, it seems like they can own long guns in a lot of places. I bet they'd love that desert eagle.

America, fuck yeah?

it was just the profanity

Cena sold us out.

The rifle was not full auto, he was "bump-firing" it. You can bump fire any semi-auto gun, but it's basically impossible to aim the gun while you do it.

The gold Deagle must have been purchased as a joke, because the rifle is a Krinkov and is very, very nice; demonstrating good taste and knowledge of firearms (besides being pretty expensive, at least 00+).

He calls the Deagle a Jew-gun at 1:40?

yeah what blows my mind here is that someone with so little brains has so much money

BWAHAHA! You're new here to America, aren't you Longwinded.

Bump firing consists of loosely holding the gun and letting recoil jitter the trigger against your finger. You couldn't regulate that unless you introduce some kind of artificial timer on the firing mechanism.

He probably heard that PS3s should be well ventilated to avoid YLoD,

Unless he makes a fortune selling his gay faggy gun, yeah.

When his abused and neglected firearms accumulate enough rust and fouling to become non-functional, he'll probably take them out in the woods and shoot them too. This is not the type of person who collects and maintains valuables, it's the type who inherits then destroys them one drunken whooping evening.