It's a parody of John Mayer-style soft rock.

I was thinking the same thing.

AMBER ALERT

(a) stupid people deserve to be punished
(b) it's not hurting her, because people looking at pictures of her in a bikini on the internet is pretty much her whole plan for the future

pretty much the only bright spot is that this dude might get some more people to hear his music.

Her life was ruined the minute the thing went viral.

I look at it in terms of public humiliation being a possible impetus for making her a better person.

Or she will wind up doing porn.

Dude, nobody is going to write as nice a song for her ever again in her life.

Hey, maybe she will give up Bikini wearing and take up Pediatrics or Dentistry.

Dupe, but whatever.

It really is the perfect response: he plays into her broken-English stereotypes, and then mocks her by rearranging her bigotry into a song that I have not been able to get out of my head all day. He has absolutely left her in the dust in terms of smarts, talent, charm, and class.