Sean Locke looks exactly like my father, but with hair, and presumably nicer.

He can't read numbers!

Also: Is it just me or has David lost some weight since then?

I heard this described on a 'That Mitchell and Webb Sound' sketch. I didn't realize till now that it was a real show.

The fact that the audience is unafraid to laugh at the priest massaging a man's head before having a fit, shows how much times have changed.