There's a dozen of these and they're all progressively more insane. Coffee Crime Week!
|Billy the Poet |
Ze coffee is mountain grown. Like ze beautiful mountains of Bavaria...
VER I DID NOT SERVE AS EIN GESTAPO OFFIZER FROM 1937-1943!!!
|wtf japan |
YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. NO WONDER YOU KEEP HAVING MISCARRIAGES.
"You've discovered the mountain? What the hell does that mean? Dammit, woman, you're hysterical!"
This was followed by thirty slaps, "to calm her down."
Next door at the Maxwell's house, coffee just got deadly...
This guy isn't a very supportive husband.
My wife and I have always wanted to vacation to "mountain". I hear it's beautiful this time of year.
When you react to lousy coffee the twisted nutts did it might be time to switch to decaf....or get a divorce.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Just add a little antifreeze each morning. He won't know what hit him!
Old European stereotypes to the rescue once again.
How did our parents survive this shit?
My granddad didn't bother to tell my grandmother he was divorcing her, and intended to do so during a school function of my mother's. The lawyer, however, delivered the paperwork a day early and he wasn't packed yet, so what he thought would be a smooth sailing turned out to be much more uncomfortable than he would have preferred.
This same man sold a million dollar sawmill for pennies on the dollar because he really just wanted to be an accountant. The most boring man of all time.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Wow, things really have improved.
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