Rape Van Winkle - 2011-05-21
Video games and comic books cause violence. Let's ban them. What? Another grisly murder, attempted murder, or mutilation was inspired by the bible? Just like happens every other fucking week? Okay then. Let's ban video games and comic books.
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Billy the Poet - 2011-05-21 I don't believe there's been a serious call to ban comic books in this country for a half century. Nerds and Christians seem to share a need to be persecuted.
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loveyouguys - 2011-05-21 Dude, no one is banning comic books and videogames. On the other hand, if you are a high school student in most places you can't even have a group that meets after school on campus to study the bible.
The wicked and the sinners have taken over this world. Just look at how huge the Hollywood entertainment industry, the porno business, the goth rock acts, and the videogame industries are compared to the waning influence that the bible has in society today.
Also, nice name, sicko.
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Billy the Poet - 2011-05-21 Look three posts down, read Cena, and learn how to troll, dipshit.
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loveyouguys - 2011-05-22 I'm not "trolling", you piece of garbage. For crying out loud, is everyone on this website fourteen year-olds who masturbate while browsing Encyclopedia Dramatica?
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loveyouguys - 2011-05-22 LMAO at "this community".
This is not a community. A community is a place like my church, where you can get doughnuts and coffee and chat with people after worshiping together. If I lose a pet or am recovering from surgery or my nephew lands in jail, I am not going to go to POETV to seek support and commiseration. This is a website full of people who obsess over Garanimals, Underoos, and furry animal costumes. If this is a "community", than I guess the strip club a couple of miles away from where I live is a "support group".
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tankgirl - 2011-05-22 I once heard the bible inspired people to kill their children, you and Ms. Murder should have coffee and chat.
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fedex - 2011-05-22 "This is a website full of people who obsess over Garanimals, Underoos, and furry animal costumes. If this is a "community", than I guess the strip club a couple of miles away from where I live is a "support group"."
PLEASE TELL ME MORE OF THESE "GARANIMALS"!
I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU AT THE NEXT SUPPORT GROUP MEETING
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loveyouguys - 2011-05-22 Garanimals is the name of a line of children's clothing separates, started in 1972 by Garan Incorporated. Each item of clothing features a hang-tag depicting one of several anthropomorphic animal characters, also called Garanimals.
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fedex - 2011-05-22 Hey, even though loveyouguys is an cry-for-help alt for someone we all know and love, there's no reason we shouldn't't lavish him with the attention he truly craves and needs.
Yes, yes, I know, "Don't feed the trolls" ...but really, just for a moment, put yourself in LYGs virtual flip-flops and imagine the lonely days and endless nights, the dirty piles of stained Underoos and Garanimals outfits (thank you LYG) frantically stuffed behind the pews before services with fat, sticky fingers covered in donut sugar and coffee, the sobs of grief after Lucky got squashed in the street by the FedEx truck (wink!), the incredibly painful surgery to have those sixteen(!) shot glasses removed from his colon, and of course the embarrassing inability to bail out his crack-dealing nephew from pound-me-in-the-ass prison, due to having spent all his funds on the support group at the strip club.
So please, bow your heads for a moment and pretend to be serious.
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loveyouguys - 2011-05-22 LOL, the best inslut that you can come up with is that my fingers have powdered sugar on them? Speaking of cyber-trolls, I think you guys need to go back to 4-chan, or whatever virtual rock you crawled out from under, and bone up on your trolling skills.
And gang, isn't it funny how 4-Chan netizens post CHILD PORNOGRAPHY every 4 or 5 minutes on their site? Of course, mind you it's solely for "ironic" effect. Hey, whatever you say, hipsters. Just like your furry costume is strickly ironic. Sure...
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Caminante Nocturno - 2011-05-21
Using the turmoil in the Middle East as a signal for the End Times.
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Cena_mark - 2011-05-21 Mideast turmoil is as constant as natural disasters.
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Bort - 2011-05-21
I had considered waking up early today and leaving piles of clothing on church sidewalks, but some wacky hi-jinks are better talked about than done.
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2011-05-21
so seriously this is directly on harold camping's head right
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fedex - 2011-05-22 if you go camping you wont get raptured? im so confused
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sjohnson301 - 2011-05-21
Why don't these news outlets ever criticize religion, even when it's the clear cause of such madness? They mentioned a tsunami in Japan and violence in the Middle East, but didn't say diddly squat about this rapture nonsense....
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spikestoyiu - 2011-05-22 My reply was in direct response to Wander, actually.
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kingofthenothing - 2011-05-21
It's a good thing the kids lived. I guess we can be thankful that her retardation meant she couldn't think the plan through too well.
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TeenerTot - 2011-05-21
We need do away with instain mothers who kill their babbys.
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B_Ko - 2011-05-21
That guy that pops up at 1:28 is everything Mother Puncher wants to be.
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cognitivedissonance - 2011-05-22
AND NOBODY ANYWHERE SAW THIS COMING. THE NATION WAS SHOCKED. LESSONS WERE LEARNED.
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paranex - 2011-05-22
This, weirdly enough, is the plot of a movie starring Mimi Rogers:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102757/
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fedex - 2011-05-22 and even more weirdly enough, this was made right after she got divorced from Tom Cruise (after infecting him with Scientology)
also, she had a great rack back in the day
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