Innocent Bystander - 2011-05-24
oh come on...
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Oscar Wildcat  - 2011-05-24
Jesus wept...
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Hooker - 2011-05-24
"Historians say the Romans didn't help anybody with anything."
What, John Cleese?
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charmlessman - 2011-05-24 Sort of like corporations!
Which are the result of Capitalism!
Oops!
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GQ - 2011-05-24 But apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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glendower - 2011-05-24
What a couple of tools. Since I'm on my Biblical high horse this week:
From Acts of the Apostles 4:31-32 and 34-35 (KJ version):
31] And when they had prayed, the place was shaken where they were assembled together; and they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and they spake the word of God with boldness.
[32] And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul: neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common.
[34] Neither was there any among them that lacked: for as many as were possessors of lands or houses sold them, and brought the prices of the things that were sold,
[35] And laid them down at the apostles' feet: and distribution was made unto every man according as he had need.
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Oscar Wildcat - 2011-05-24 To be fair, Biblical Jesus was neither of these things, but rather a raging Communist. It must be that "Supply Side Jesus" they're talking about.
Also, there is only one place in the NT that Jesus gets steamingly pissed enough to start breaking things and hitting people. That's when the capitalists take over the holy temple and start buying and selling in it. Matthew 21:12. If you ever wondered what it would take to piss off the son of God, whose very being is suffused with forgiveness and love, it's what these guys are doing right here. A gazillion evil stars for them.
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baleen - 2011-05-24 Considering that many of "Jesus' teachings" were paraphrased directly from Epicurus, that's pretty accurate. Jesus was an agrarian communist.
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Maggot Brain - 2011-05-24
This made me sick in a very personal way.
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Xiphias - 2011-05-24
Their dad, Kent Hovind, is a young-earth creationist Pastor and believer in the New World Order.
...and he's in jail.
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Oscar Wildcat - 2011-05-24 Here's something more from Matthew for Kent.
17Tell us therefore, What thinkest thou? Is it lawful to give tribute unto Caesar, or not?
18But Jesus perceived their wickedness, and said, Why tempt ye me, ye hypocrites?
19Shew me the tribute money. And they brought unto him a penny.
20And he saith unto them, Whose is this image and superscription?
21They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's.
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Riskbreaker - 2011-05-24
IS GOD A PIRATE GUY OR A NINJA GUY? MAYBE A ZOMBIE PIRATE GUY?
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Oscar Wildcat - 2011-05-24 Well, I suppose if you go by Nietzsche, he's a Zombie.
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