Crab ships go into warp sideways.

"Mr Data, engage the giant skill-testing claw; that should get this space-crustacean off of my ship."

Everything is better with crabs.

this is normal behavior for socially-adjusted people

HOW TO MAKE ENTERPRISE BETTER:

1- Replace the ship with a crab.

2- Replace Captain Archer with a crab.

3- Replace everyone else with a crab.

4- Replace the crabs, and the entire show, with Spaceballs. Why were you even watching Enterprise in the first place?

5- The Colonel Sanders joke has no right to be funny but Rick Moranis totally sells it.

It's all Wendy Neuss who sends this stuff in, power-hungry after having a character named for her on an episode of TNG.

Maybe he's just like you and me - except for the part where he's obsessed with crabs.

No one goes into battle against the fleet with the giant red space crabs riding shotgun. Not twice, not if the songs, legends, and horrific history of shattered peoples have anything to say about it.

There was an episode in which Counselor Troi gave everybody crabs.

MIGHTY CRAB

I'd love to hear the reasoning behind the "Star Trek needs Crabs argument.

that storyboard is AMAZING. is that fish giving a dude head while he yells ENGAGE?

CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!