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Desc:Defending America from evil doers one mop sweep at a time.
Category:General Station
Tags:coast guard, freedom isnt free, menial jobs
Submitted:Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Date:06/04/11
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Comment count is 20
Meatsack Jones
I hate to tell him, but that is life in about every job on the planet.
oddeye
How is the coast guard recruitment process? They say that the navy will accept functionally retards that the army and airforce turn down.
Cena_mark
Its really hard to get into the CG right now. Try to talk to a recruiter. I'll bet you have a hard ass time talking to one.

charmlessman
I want the job of Guy Who Runs Power Tools Off Camera.
Xenocide
Ladies and gentlemen, The Village People.


IN THE COAST GUARD

It's like the Navy's Minor League

IN THE COAST GUARD

Scrubbing the floors makes you fatigued

IN THE COAST GUARD

We stop cocaine boats, can't you see

IN THE COAST GUARD

That's why America's drug-free!

IN THE COAST GUARD

Guarding America's sons and daughters

IN THE COAST GUARD

'Till they hit international waters

IN THE COAST GUARD

Come get a job that's super-bland

IN THE COAST GUARD

Can't you see we need a hand?

Cena_mark
We are actually older than the Navy. They are Coast Guard's minor league. And we go into international waters all the time. Our small boats usually don't but our Cutters are always out there.

The Mothership
NICE. NICE work here X.

cognitivedissonance
I expect big things out of this thread.

Big. Things.
phalsebob
Good luck and be careful out there Cena Mark. Those coast guard broom can cause damage to your hearing.
THA SUGAH RAIN
Didn't cena mark join the coast guard reserves auxiliary scout troop trainees or something?
oddeye
Yeah so he can bitch about fighting the war on terror from a platform of credibility.

Cena_mark
I am active duty.

baleen
Not shown: selling drugs.
A favorite pastime of coast guard guys across the country.
memedumpster
Why bash on the Coast Guard when they slaughter fewer brown civilians than any other branch of the military?

Cena, have you gunned down any camera crews from a helicopter recently? No? You fucking rock, my friend.
oddeye
Don't be such a pussy.

Cena_mark
They only bash the CG to get to me, not due to any real deficiencies of the CG because there are few and the CG is awesome.

Cena_mark
I'll be doing some work like that, we need to keep our stations and boats clean so we can save lives and protect our country efficiently. Fortunately I won't be doing as much cleaning as I used to because I recently made petty officer. I'll be doing some serious work once I get to my new unit. Alaska here I come!
oddeye
Honestly though, congratulations on the promotion.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Five stars in spite of the awful description.

Also, good luck.

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