Let the record show that I am in no way affiliated with this gathering.

Also, I am personally ashamed that George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars are stooping to this level.

My favorite non-corporate music festival sponsored by hot topic.

Welcome to the future. It's trashy, dystopian, and depressing. Come and be a part of the lowest part of society imaginable, which is proud of itself in spite of having no dignity whatsoever.

If you know any of the women in Kitty, please tell them to run. They should start running now, and they shouldn't stop until they reach an ocean.

Imagine being conceived at one of these.

Freshness. Vanilla Ice.

That's when I couldn't take anymore.

"The most open minded people on Earth... Juggalos."


This coming from the people that said they don't know how magnets work, because Scientists are lying. Uh, huh.

There needs to be a "you know you're white, right?" tag.

Well, now I know who Scott Hall and X-Pac are making a living off of, and I am not surprised. I am however disappointed with Roddy Piper.

Terry Funk needs to retire for good before he fucking kills himself.

Suddenly the anal probing and cow mutilations make sense.

These guys are awesome businessmen.. We are all watching this shit on their advertised YouTube channel, and they are making fun of us. The more polarized their image becomes the more their fans will like them and spend even more on this shit.

At the same time I am enjoying watching this video, so I guess everybody wins. Repect

Hammer, please don't

Can you imagine how fun it was filming that with Von Winkle?

I'm sure he never lost his patented psychotic hair trigger temper at all!

I wonder how many times he made Sugar Slam cringe in fear and cry.

Oh nooooooooooo! I just watched the part where they announced Mick Foly.

Oh well, maybe he well blog a tell-all about how ridiculous and embarrassing the whole thing was.

Perhaps you were not familiar with Vanilla Ices more recent work?

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=73137

Holy Fucking God.

I am actually surprised at the low production value. Still better than the prequels.

I couldn't watch the whole thing.

Are they still offering muthafuckin' helicopter rides?

Is that Vanilla Ice or Mel Gibson?

No Andrew WK?

Booooo Hisssssss

"Experiencing love like this is worth 1000 times the cost of admittance"

It's like a religion for the fat, dumb, and drug addicted.

Besides Pentecostalism.

Ha!

If you can't stand watching this all (which is sane), jump to 14:16 or so to hear about the comedians.

Getting excited about these infomercials is becoming a yearly tradition with an uncomfortable efficiency...

Deep down I sometimes think the Juggalos have the right idea.

I'm sorry...Planet Erf?

Finally, a chance for Sugar Slam to show off her acting chops.

So who gets the Tila-Tequila-hate-fest-bottle-barrage this year? My guess is Kitty.

So it's like Burning Man, but with music, rides, wrestlers and comedians up the ass.