|The Mothership |
Let the record show that I am in no way affiliated with this gathering.
Also, I am personally ashamed that George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars are stooping to this level.
My favorite non-corporate music festival sponsored by hot topic.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Welcome to the future. It's trashy, dystopian, and depressing. Come and be a part of the lowest part of society imaginable, which is proud of itself in spite of having no dignity whatsoever.
If you know any of the women in Kitty, please tell them to run. They should start running now, and they shouldn't stop until they reach an ocean.
|Black Napkins |
Imagine being conceived at one of these.
|Unmerciful Crushing Force |
Freshness. Vanilla Ice.
That's when I couldn't take anymore.
On the positive side, his makeup made him look like someone had been hitting him in the head with a shovel, which is a comforting thought.
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
"The most open minded people on Earth... Juggalos."
This coming from the people that said they don't know how magnets work, because Scientists are lying. Uh, huh.
There needs to be a "you know you're white, right?" tag.
|Born in the RSR |
Well, now I know who Scott Hall and X-Pac are making a living off of, and I am not surprised. I am however disappointed with Roddy Piper.
|wtf japan |
Terry Funk needs to retire for good before he fucking kills himself.
Suddenly the anal probing and cow mutilations make sense.
These guys are awesome businessmen.. We are all watching this shit on their advertised YouTube channel, and they are making fun of us. The more polarized their image becomes the more their fans will like them and spend even more on this shit.
At the same time I am enjoying watching this video, so I guess everybody wins. Repect
Hammer, please don't
Can you imagine how fun it was filming that with Von Winkle?
I'm sure he never lost his patented psychotic hair trigger temper at all!
I wonder how many times he made Sugar Slam cringe in fear and cry.
What gets me about Sugar Slam (thanks, POE, for making me now know who she is) is that she seems to be the only one aware of how retarded she looks and sounds. Her only tell, aside from the vacant look in her eyes, is that she can't bring herself to talk 'gangsta' and drop the final consonants from her words.
Not that other races don't sound completely idiotic talking like this. It's a bit like rancid ice cream: There are many flavors, but the root cause of the foulness is the same.
Oh nooooooooooo! I just watched the part where they announced Mick Foly.
Oh well, maybe he well blog a tell-all about how ridiculous and embarrassing the whole thing was.
Perhaps you were not familiar with Vanilla Ices more recent work?
Holy Fucking God.
I am actually surprised at the low production value. Still better than the prequels.
I couldn't watch the whole thing.
Are they still offering muthafuckin' helicopter rides?
|Cockmaster Flash |
Is that Vanilla Ice or Mel Gibson?
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
No Andrew WK?
"Experiencing love like this is worth 1000 times the cost of admittance"
It's like a religion for the fat, dumb, and drug addicted.
If you can't stand watching this all (which is sane), jump to 14:16 or so to hear about the comedians.
Getting excited about these infomercials is becoming a yearly tradition with an uncomfortable efficiency...
RUDE CAPTAIN BONENUTS AND THE GOBLIN SEVEN
Deep down I sometimes think the Juggalos have the right idea.
I'm sorry...Planet Erf?
Finally, a chance for Sugar Slam to show off her acting chops.
So who gets the Tila-Tequila-hate-fest-bottle-barrage this year? My guess is Kitty.
So it's like Burning Man, but with music, rides, wrestlers and comedians up the ass.
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