|Ursa_minor - 2011-06-08 |
This is such a perfect East Norcal/West Nevada thing. I river guide up there and this perfectly represents about 50% of the men guides over 40.
|CJH - 2011-06-08 |
an honest man, speaking candidly on many issues
|Oscar Wildcat - 2011-06-08 |
His delivery may be coarse, but his intent is pure. Godspeed, old hippie.
The instant I'd finished, I heard a ga-Zump!
I saw something pop out of the stump
of the tree I'd chopped down. It was sort of a man.
Describe him?... That's hard. I don't know if I can.
He was shortish. And oldish.
And brownish. And mossy.
And he spoke with a voice
that was sharpish and bossy.
"Mister!" he said with a sawdusty sneeze,
"I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.
I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.
And I'm asking you, sir, at the top if my lungs"-
he was very upset as he shouted and puffed-
"What's that THING you've made out of my Truffula tuft?
|Xenocide - 2011-06-08 |
Don't mess with this guy. He'll set your girlfriend on fire while putting sugar in your mom and fucking your snowboard. And then the neighbors will get pissed.
|The Great Mel Bay - 2011-06-08 |
You should twist up a bone and get totally lit...
|NineEleven - 2011-06-08 |
Maybe I grew up without a role model, but you know what, better late than never.
|Slagathor - 2011-06-09 |
snowboarding is almost as douchey as skateboarding. Both should be criminal offenses.
|duck&cover - 2011-06-09 |
Shit-storm, shit-boarding, shit-puppets.
|chumbucket - 2011-06-09 |
Bangin' and burnin'
|Old_Zircon - 2011-06-09 |
Wait, aren't most snowboarders hippies too?
I think he was speaking their language.
|Rudy - 2011-06-09 |
Always do it sexually. Wise words.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2011-06-09 |
Well that was awkward.
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