My expectations have been lowered to the point that I'm just happy they're using real puppets and not CGI.

Waiting on "fart shoes" to be a linked tag.

Also, Miss Piggy looks like Lady Gaga.

I miss Jim Henson. He's one of the few people I got angry about when they died; he didn't deserve to go, and the world still wants him around.

I gotta admit, I was kind of just in a blandness-induced trace there for most of it, but when the Starship kicked-in, it was as if just the right frequency had somehow been hit to shatter something deep inside me that I barely knew was there.

So five for that.

Was that...the Hadron Collider?

Horrible.

I'm just hanging my head in disappointment. Fuck You, Disney!

Wow.

Fart shoes! Electric fence!! And then they punctuate the trailer with one of the worst songs ever recorded!

This movie is going to be great.

I can't wait to not see this movie.