I was surprised when "Everything Is Terrible" didn't come up at the end.

That's pretty insulting to rodeo clowns. They perform a vital service, protecting the lives of others by endangering their own.

They probably have less brain damage, too.

If Glen is the Rodeo Clown, then the Bull is the American Public and the Cowboy is Rupert Murdoch.

Oh good, now all the creepy idiots who can't stop talking about this tard where I work will now bitch about the MASSIVE GLOBAL CONSPIRACY TO SILENCE HIM and how it was all orchestrated by George Soros and Michael Moore or whatever, all while buying their Tom Clancy and Brad Thor military masturbation material using their Social Security checks which, if anyone else gets, is a handout.

How great would it be if Colbert hired Beck as a correspondent?