That was Christine O'Donnell. This is another batshit crazy Tea Party anti gay anti porno Christian bitch with pageant hair.

Though, really, they could be sisters.

Devout fundamentalist Christine O'Donnell would have had a promising future in the GOP, had she not been accused of witchcraft.

...That is not a sentence that should exist anywhere outside of fiction.

ah okay, thanks for straightening me out there.

I wish there was some way I could unbrainwash family and former friends out of backing this kind of insanity. I'd have about as much luck as getting some of them to stop being alcoholics, too, I guess.

She also denies that the things she chooses to believe are choices.

She didn't 'want' or 'choose' to marry her husband, she simply followed the infallible will of the all-knowing master of existence, and questioning any of those instructions is inherently wrong and works to the benefit of evil.

Out of curiosity, are you saying that God doesn't give personal directives, or that God doesn't personal directives that seem foolish to you?

I used to use that in chat rooms. It gets people angry but doesn't seem to get them to question their beliefs.

I picture a lot of anti-gay legislation and blurry photos of cabana boys being led to and from the White house.

He runs a gay deconversion therapy program (while often lying about what it does), yet sounds flaming himself when describing how homosexuality is all about pleasure and temptation. So he wouldn't be good, but could potentially provide comedy writers with decades worth of material.

Well whatever happens its God's will...

Elections can pretty much never go beyond a 15 point margin now (remember, about 35% of the country doesn't see anything at all crazy about this, and they vote more than the other 65%) and all it would take is a single big scandal right before the election to close that difference.

Imagine, for example, that she were running against John Edwards in 2008. It would be funny right up until the point President Bachmann received orders about how the military needed to be deployed based on instructions from the voices in her head.

Which is exactly what the shrub did...

It would be fun to watch the Supreme Court sweat over having to install her.

@ IrishWhiskey & glasseye, she would guarantee Obama's next term. Kinda like La Palin frightened the swing voters away from the GOP.

Bachmann has a big problem named Sarah Palin. Ol' Mama Grizzly is probably running, and that will split a lot of the crazy votes.

Evangelicals always vomit forth one "viable" presidential candidate each election but they usually don't get through the primaries.

Although, this election, anything's possible. I mean, Mitt Fucking Romney?

Actually, I think Bachmann is Palin's problem. They have similar constituents, both are super Conservative, and batshit insane. I think ultimately Palin will sit out because of Bachmann.

There were even questions about if Palin was running earlier in the year. and whether she would rather want to play king/queen maker in the party.

But then again who knows, she is batshit insane, so there is no telling what she will do.

Palin is the fundie-flavor version of Trump. She's interested in fame, money and feeding her self-inflated sense of importance, not doing any actual governing.

Since this obviously doesn't reflect the norm (excluding the elite and the bottom-feeders, it's still an intellectually challenging profession), the question becomes: Why do the people you associate with tend to be disproportionately stupid?