Shocking plot twists like these can only be done justice by the 60's Batman narrator:


WHAT'S THIS? A deadly diva, devilishly devising a dark and dastardly demonic doing? Can the Dynamic Duo defeat her devious, duplicitous deeds before they diminish or destroy democracy?

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR "SAY IT AIN'T SO-PRAH!"

^^^^^ Shit.

This shit wouldn't fly even in the Batman serial:

Riddler: Riddle me this Batman! What hundred-ton woman changes color, has only moved once, and is a symbol of demonic possession?

Batman: ...well I would have said the Statue of Liberty, but that last part makes no sense.

Riddler: Solve this one then if you can! Who works to further supreme evil by being a decent generous person, seeking to better the world and themselves without imposing harm on others!

Batman: No-one you idiot, it makes no sense. Whatever new medication they've got you on is clearly making things worse.

Riddler: He's a conundrum even you can solve bat-brain! What does Damian Wayne have in common with mysterious bird deaths, last April's stock market crash, and my sister Jackie announcing she's lesbian? That's right, they all resulted from sex with a D.E.M.O.N.! All the answers are there if you read your Bible!

Batman: Stop messaging me you fruitcake.

Well, "disappointed" is a strong word.

But, in this case, it's just not strong enough when I already had such low expectations of him.