"My abdomen is a little bloated right now because I'm on treatment to kill yeast (I have a systemic yeast infection), and I'm allergic to yeast toxin. Yeast, when they die, release a toxin, which I'm allergic to. But, despite the bloating, I know Brent and Vladimir still think I"m beautiful."

Oh you would, would you?

She's nuttier than squirrel shit, but she does look better in a bikini than a lot of women younger than her.

I don't know man, she looks like a corpse, and I imagine she doesn't smell too good, kind of like an old lady's closet.

Ew, how old is she? It would be like pulling a grilled cheese sandwich apart.

D:

Shes probably easy because cougars are desperate and shes not all there mentally. But she's a butterface and she's old so I'm gonna have to say no.

So wait, am I the only one who thinks a systematic yeast infection might be a deal breaker?

I concur, I would not have sex with a 50 year old mentally ill woman with a systemic yeast infection.
Oh wait, this is the Internet... so I guess I'd "bang the yeast out of her" or something.

He did say if he were in his fifties.

Nobody cares who you dipshits would fuck. Is this spilling over here because she doesn't allow YT comments?

2 stars because Gabrielle getting the Chris-Chan treatment sort of spoils her charming, sad videos

These five stars are for you.

I'm in my fifties, and I pretty much don't want to fuck anybody, and I don't want to talk about it. It's one of the perks. Maybe the only one.

Instead, in a "Nixon goes to China" moment, it was left to Anthony Weiner to realize the response.