Why can't haters destroy the Canation? Are they powerless before Canada or flowers?

CULT OF PERSONALLLLITYYYYY

I read this article on the Drudge Report that Cena is currently having his penis eaten by CPAC volunteers as his last means of getting a paycheck. Then he said (this on camera) that he's going to go to the coast guard stations up the Southeast coast of the USA and ask each guard to poop in his mouth. He said (on camera) that he would eat the shit of the coast guard guys and then swallow it, allowing it to pass through his system, where it would become shit. He would then wrap this shit in a painting that he spent weeks on end painting with his own dick discharge called "The Ron Paul Dynasty, III" and put it in the microwave until it turned golden brown. Then he would cut the Shit Paul Pie into tiny slices and give them to eagle scouts, which he would then rape after he laughed at them. After much more raping and laying of HIV, he would go home and tend to the sores on his body so that they don't spread to his tattoos of Cena_mark's youtube show "Mark of a Nation," now canceled. This is because all parties involved eat shit and enjoy clandestine, closeted homoerotic acts while they wrestle .

But smaller tits

Shit, he closed his youtube account! Did anybody save his stuff?