Good hustle!

The tags.

baseball players shouldn't lumber.

nicely summarized with :
digging,
three-hop,
tumbles,
lands,
scores,
hurt.

It's almost as if the "slide" portion of this was totally unintentional.

4 stars for the 40 pounds of fat that was jiggling around his midsection when he was 'lumbering around third' and another star for the inevitable tumble.

Are we sure he did that intentionally?

The throw to the plate was about as good as the slide.

Genius. He cleverly took advantage of the little-known rule that says that if you die while crossing home plate, it counts as two runs.

fatty fell.

That sort of injury is really going to help his pitching.

A Little League coach told us "If you don't know how to slide head first, don't ever try" which seemed Yogi Berran in being both completely illogical and very good advice.