Not a dupe? Unbelievable. 5'd and fav'd. Perhaps one of my all-time favorite Simpsons gags. I worked for 7 years managing a whisky shop in Edinburgh; this never ever got old.

It's a bit depressing watching these clips, knowing the show will never go back to this level of quality.

What would happen if someone posted a Simpsons clip and this annoying tirade about "The Simpsons totally sucks now" didn't happen?

Now the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.