He hasn't talked to her in weeks, but that's ok. He's getting a passport to go see her. We should set bets on where she's from. I'll bet Eastern Europe.
"Dude, you're about to pay to fly across the planet for someone you've admittedly never met...have you really thought about this?" = CONSTANT FEAR MONGERING TO HINDER MY PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS
Jesus Christ he just has no idea what love actually looks like.
Idiot, no person in genuine romantic love with you would let weeks pass without communication, barring coma or a Robinson Crusoe desert island scenario.