I love the shameless Walmart brand canned corn product placement at 0:32.

I also love this synopsis from christianbook.com:

"When Zack's family moves to a new town, his whole world turns upside down . . . and things get even zanier when he gets "zapped" into his backpack, and his school supplies mysteriously start talking about how faith can transform his life! Six sitcom-style episodes are sure to get kids thinking---and families talking! Dove approved."

Sorry Mrs Crabapple; the Burning Bush destroyed my homework!

Jesus Christ.

Kids programming was much better during the cold war.

He needs a haircut.

horrendous...this is right up there with the movie about the kid who can fly that RedLetter Media reviewed.