Teenage, medieval, renfaire turtle.

turns out there are 3 types of people in the world: those who drink, those who pour, and those who deliver.

I can't subtract my usual 4 stars for the use of "Exactly as it says on the tin" or can I? I mean, this is pretty great.

Ahh fine, I'll compromise. But, your description is still unforgivable.

(tiny man keeping rhythm with tiny drum not included)

Never before in the history of man has the phrase "kilted renfaire tortoise tows miniature keg" been used.

I'm glad I was here for that.

There we are, indeed.

yep.

It's a real keg.