I own baleen. Its that long tusk like thing between the flags. I bought it at a local gift shop. It comes from whales killed by native Alaskans as part of their subsistence hunts.

Good show. Damn good show. Bulbs for you, Cena!

I also in baleen in the sense of having better arguments.

too bad about the syntax

No, dipshit. Free English lesson: when the indefinite article (i.e. "a") is used, it indicates that the item in question (i.e. "a baleen whale") is owned. When the article is missing, it is an idiomatic expression meaning that you defeated the person in some fashion.

By the way... you don't own a baleen either. You own a baleen tusk. (or whatever the tusk-like thing is called)

You're an idiot.

"I am a libertarian of course..." hahhaha

No you're not.

Anarexic, baleen shouldn't have an article. Baleen is one of those words that really can't be singular unless I specify an item its attached to. Its like you're asking me to say "I own a gold."
That just sounds bad, but its okay to say "I own a gold ring."
I'll cut you some slack because baleen is a word folks don't use much. So I could say "I own A piece of baleen." but I can also say "I own Baleen"

"I have better arguments than he does."

You've never successfully conveyed an intelligent thought on this website, and I've seen you come here to endure all kinds of hilarious humiliations for years.

Oh, stars!

I've always had Jolly Rogers hanging in my videos. I just like Pirate lore and legend. The on left is Black Beards it features a crowned devil holding an hour glass in one hand and a spear stabbing a heart in the other belonged to John Phillips and features a specter of sorts also holding an hour glass and stabbing a heart with a harpoon.

Yeah, I was just going to say, it looks like he lost some weight from the last video. Hurray USCG!

PS - I have a video request. Could you do a Reymon14 imitation with the face paint? Hold the belt over your shoulder and demand to know "ARE. YOU. REEEAAADDDDYYYYYYY!!!???!?!?!??!"

That would be great.

I've actually gained weight since joining the Coast Guard. You know, muscle weighs more than fat.

Say, I think you're on to something here, EH.

Mark, how about a video of you at a suburban strip mall in full regalia trying to pick up girls?

Needs Juggalo tag.

I wouldn't call it a "series" but the two videos Alithea made directly addressing POETV were golden.

I'm not a Juggalo, I hate ICP. The face paint is an homage to wrestlers like Sting and the Great Muta.

Whatever, man! Just wear the paint and do some stuff in public!

Ooo, ooo! Could you find a local nerd convention, like an Alaskan ComicCon or something? Then go there, wearing your paint, and harass all the Bronies you find?

That's a great Idea. I'd love to confront a group of Bronies. It'd take them years to get all the lint out of their assholes after I give them the mightiest wedgies ever.

Will you do this? I mean, will you actually do this? Please make a video of you accosting Bronies in public. Pretty please.

Easier said than done. Its probably impossible to find Bronies in Alaska, out here in Man's country.

maybe Sarah Palin could round some up for you. Does she even live there any more?

Scrawny? I may not have a Cenaesque physique, but I am 5 10' 175 lbs of badass.

I didn't think they stacked shit that high.

Good reply there.

It was pretty good.

I'm 6'2 and 215 lbs. of badass. Even in the physical plane I have defeated you. Unless you somehow accidentally reverse suplex me into your vagina.

Baleen's a dork. I'm awesome. I'm not Baleen.

Baleen is awesome. Mark is an ignorant redneck and a notorious tax burden. I am not Mark.

Candleballsack, when debating people here over politics I started warping names into insults to up the trash talking and to support the logic of my arguments. It later just became a part of my identity here.
I don't know what others call it, but I figure if you an acronym that can be pronounced into a quick or catchy word you use the word. Nobody says "g.u.i." They say "gooey."

XD

Everything I know has been destroyed.