Young Billy Pilgrim has become unstuck in time.

Shrooms do kind of make you feel like a Time Lord.

I would watch an entire tv series dedicated to interviewing highly educated posh gentlemen that have taken drugs for the first time.

One time I walked in on my stoned ex girlfriend staring at a microwave with her mouth open and this look of complete awe on her face, clenching her knees. She had set the timer to nuke a burrito, but never hit the "start" function so the clock was stuck on 3 minutes and she was convinced time had stood still. She was marginally hot enough to justify her level of dumb, but at some point a guy has to move on.

Kant's Critique of Pure Reason as a drug trip.