hey internet, I have been keeping my internet life from my teenage child. now my 14 year old is ready; i have been grooming my child for this moment his whole life. I give to you, my barely illegal son, in his video debut, entitled: 'lukewarm misogynist action'.

For fuck sake, is one thing that your life is a mess, but don't ruin the kid's life. He's barely starting to live.

Poor kid.

Probably not the first father-son serial killer team.

Every time a TFL video appears on poe, my day is instantly better

here's hoping he goes on to be a huge pussy magnet

Can Fetal Alcohol Syndrome be caused by the sperm?

Hi, Jason!

Why is a polo buttoned all the way to the top an incontrovertible sign of an extreme nerd and/or a dangerous loner? Do they not notice that normal people don't do that? Do they not care? Do they think everyone else is dressing wrong? Do they think it makes them look cool?

So many profound questions.

I now know where Bill's hatred comes from, the mother of his child had an affair with a slow loris.

8:40. Oh kid.

Koi, get out from behind the tree!!!

He spawned??

TFL: The Next Generation.

This kid. This poor, poor kid. He doesn't stand a chance. I can't bear to watch more than a few seconds of this at a time.

Also: We need a TFL coloring book for kids.

This is beyond fucked up. He even has his dad's shifty eyes.

This throws the entire TFL Bill story into a dark, dark new realm.