It would be a sweet movie if there was highly classified information on that bear and agents were trying to track it down. "WHERE'S THE BEAR!" Stuff like that. And when they get the bear in the end, it saaaaaays.........
and then the agents misinterpret the message so you wind up with Nicholas Cage running around, "WHO IS GRANDMA? WHO DOES SHE LOVE? WHO DOES GRANDMA LOVE?"