An airship? Suck my cock, Gary.

...And that's why your parents are deranged.

Oh god, the tears.

Thunderbirds was part of a secret eugenics program designed to drive America's more weak-minded children to nightmare-induced suicide before they had a chance to breed.

But then in 1963, drugs were invented, and America's young people turned to them to escape the horrible laughing puppets they saw every time they closed their eyes.

And before you know it we had hippies, unironic bongo playing, whatever a "teach-in" is, and the mumbling insanity of Bob Dylan. Thanks for ruining western culture, Thunderbirds.

This probably happens everyday to the poor guy.

"Red wine? Red wine!? ahahahahhhaha"

Is this an origin story for a super villain? One that terrorizes the populace from an airship?

Terrahawks was way better.

Airship jokes used to kill.

A man could die from so much 60's.

Now loop those crazy last few seconds over and over again with a flashing statement of your choice.

You now have a brainwashing video.

Incredibly life-like Arnold Schwarzenegger puppet.

Finally a source to that one animated GIF.

http://tinyurl.com/6k8lell

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Is the first puppet *supposed* to look like Elton John?

If you turn the sound off, it looks like a meeting of Republicans circa 2003

"A black man? In the White House? AHAHAHAHAHAH"