Uh, don't you mean Angel?

Ok, i have this guy figured out already. Ready? This might blow your socks off, but it makes perfect sense, specially after you see the video i just submitted to poetv:

He's a PUA

No really, think about it, the tan, the hair, the "i'm the real life indiana jones" angle. This is his method of getting some tail, crazy tail maybe, but tail neverless. I can already imagine his routine:

"I'm not saying ancient aliens did everything in this world, but they certainly made you the most gorgeous woman at this party. Wanna see the ancient artifact i found in one of my expedition trips? It's in my pants right now, and it's growing."

extra stars for activating the "squirrel hair" tag

Squirrel hair tag activated!