Now if only he can find something to fill the newfound gap in his teeth.

But I LOVE fetishes, politics and oddities!!

I also love this sort of senseless violence.

what the fuck was he trying to do/expect to happen there anyway??

Clearly, he was going to grab the branch, swing around a few times to build momentum, then launch himself over the overpass, landing on the still-moving skateboard and continuing down the road. At the zenith of his trajectory, he will crack open a frosty Mountain Dew LiveWire (tm) and wink roguishly at the camera.

It went off without a hitch during the unfilmed practice run, I swear.

Someone also put too much faith in bromentum.

Someone forgot the absolutely crucial "dude you ok?" tag.