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Comment count is 44
BHWW - 2011-11-13

Could barely make it to :20 or so...oh man, that voice.


cool water sandwich - 2011-11-13

Too embarrassing to watch, and too precious by far.


memedumpster - 2011-11-13

I clicked play, watched as long as I could stand, hit stop and saw I made it 21 seconds. A lot of emotions happen in those first 20 seconds.


Old_Zircon - 2012-11-13

:25

It's not his voice for me, that sounds pretty normal. Its his inflection and his words.


Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2011-11-13

Why don't I see a coast guard cutter in the background?


Cena_mark - 2011-11-13

Because none are located at Live Oak California.


Cena_mark - 2011-11-13

Why isn't this kid getting beat up? Watching this gave me the urge to give the worst wedgie in the world to him. Nobody cares that you watch this stupid, sissy, girl show and its nothing to be proud of.


poorwill - 2011-11-14

Your Brony-in-denial gimmick is your worst one yet. The entire poeTV writing staff needs to be fired for this.


Cena_mark - 2011-11-14

I'm no longer in denial. I still hate bronies, and thus hate myself.


gmol - 2011-11-13

His delivery seems just fine.

Everyone seems to be having a good time, it appears to be very 'in' humor if you ask me.


Spoonybard - 2011-11-13

This is the first pony-based public speech I've seen that was met with something other than awkward, embarrassed silence


Cena_mark - 2011-11-13

He may not be as awkward as the others, but this is his graduation speech. This is a great honor reserved for top students. You have a great opportunity like this and you blow it gushing about your fandom?


Xenocide - 2011-11-13

Yeah, he should have used his speech like normal kids do: reciting his favorite indie rock lyrics and finishing it off with "WILDCATS RUUUUUULE!"

Compared to most grad speeches I've sat through, ponies seem like the height of dignity.




gmol - 2011-11-13

"Great honor"?

He didn't become president of the universe, he's giving a speech at his high school and probably has the wits to understand calculus. More power to him if he wants to make a speech that his classmates apparently enjoy; which is the only real purpose of him being up there.


Cena_mark - 2011-11-13

Its still an honor. All the parents, faculty, and graduating class are there, and yet he's pretty much looking like a jackass infront of them all.


simon666 - 2011-11-14

Or perhaps such things *were* an honor, but are no longer and this video is evidence of such. That is, graduating from high school is a joke worthy of silly remarks that show the ceremony for what it is: a spectacle where kids must go through certain motions to satisfy adults.

I applaud our young man. Bravo! Bravo!


(could only make it 25 seconds in)


Dread Pirate Roberts - 2011-11-13

His name is "Max Paradise"?


Xenocide - 2011-11-13

Congrats on graduating from Porn Star High School.


gravelstudios - 2011-11-13

At my senior euphonium recital, I played the theme song from Kim Possible as my encore, which I had arranged complete with piano accompaniment. I almost had a nervous breakdown in college, and for some reason, Kim Possible became my 'thing'. I have pity for these people, because I know what they're going through. Don't get me wrong; I don't think there's anything wrong with being a fan of any particular TV show, regardless of gender or age. But when it gets to this level, it's a sign of some psychological damage which might take some time to heal.


WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2011-11-13

You know, I never imagined when I clicked on this video that one of the commenters might be even more broken than the person making a My Little Pony graduation speech.


THA SUGAH RAIN - 2011-11-13

It doesn't matter when. It doesn't matter where. Kim Possible is with you till the end to help you with the crushing mental anxiety that comes along with the high pressure world of euphonium study.


Braze - 2011-11-13

what's a euphonium? Is that one of those loser tubas?


Cena_mark - 2011-11-13

Its like a baritone but the bell is somewhat different.


THA SUGAH RAIN - 2011-11-13

Tuba for guys who make Kim Possible their thing.


gravelstudios - 2011-11-14

I was a music education major, and euphonium was my primary instrument. It's also called a tenor tuba, because it's basically a tuba which plays an octave higher. At my university, music education was just a really hard major, and I had a serious personality conflict with the department chair.


dairyqueenlatifah - 2011-11-13

I hate to admit it, but I really didn't see anything wrong with this.


Cena_mark - 2011-11-13

Then something is wrong with you.


memedumpster - 2011-11-13

Thanks, Cena, now that you came out as a Brony everyone on poe is suddenly okay with it.


Cena_mark - 2011-11-13

I really don't consider myself a brony. I like the cartoon and such, but that's about it.
I'm not happy with that either. I want to see more brony oppression.
How come I've made this okay, but not quasi libertariansim?


memedumpster - 2011-11-14

Probably because poetv isn't full of secret closeted self-loathing quasi-libertarians?


Cena_mark - 2011-11-14

So I wasn't the only closet brony here.


memedumpster - 2011-11-14

So you ARE a brony!


Cena_mark - 2011-11-14

Very well. In the sense that I do watch Friendship is Magic, yes I'm a brony. I just don't consider myself one because I don't act as retarded as those proud of the label.


memedumpster - 2011-11-14

I totally get that, it's what being gay is like. You know, only less girl stuff.


Macho Nacho - 2011-11-13

Doesn't seem that bad. Reminds me of my High School graduation speeches except replace ponies with Spiderman.


TheQuakeSoldier - 2011-11-13

Can you imagine someone referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in their valedictorian speech in the 90's? This country, nay, this world is going to shit.


Xenocide - 2011-11-14

Do you honestly think no one ever did?


Nikon - 2011-11-14

Some people probably did, but we had no youtube to show it on.


Riskbreaker - 2011-11-14

I really can't wait for this stupid meme to die already. I do feel some pity for some of these autistic kids, then again, they could be worse, they could be Chris Chan.


eatenmyeyes - 2011-11-14

This guy seems to have it together.


chumbucket - 2011-11-14

Is this a "special" school?


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2011-11-14

Uh...I'm with Cena on this one. It is an honor.

We really need an Aspergory tag.


flotsam - 2011-11-15

What a great school.


themilkshark - 2013-11-13

THEY'RE ENCOURAGING THIS YOUNG MAN


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