Saints row the third is one of the best games of the year. The engine is glitchy, the plot is amazingly over the top and totally nonsense, and it was clearly designed by a group of people who enjoyed GTA back before eating too much fast food made you fat.
Why is it so good then? Because it a game that exists to allow you to have fun. Nothing more, nothing less. Far too many modern games these days take themselves way too seriously, and if you want to play a game which is the least amount of serious humanly possible, you want to play this game. Also, there's a pimp which talks with a robot voice cane.
There's an achievement/trophy tied to killing gang members with that dildo, provided you hit them with a grenade called "Fart in a Jar" before beating them to death with it.
This game is just pure fun, from heading to a gang fight in a tank you got from a buddy you have on speed dial to mindlessly killing zombies with your Gatling laser equipped hover bike while dressed as a nun.
The final sequence with "Hero" had me psyched while playing the rescue Shaundi mission, even though I remember laughing about it being in the game when I first heard it.
OJ Simpson
The ability to play as an anthropomorphic giant cartoon penis
A section of the city that is a giant living vagina in the ground
you should have to stop to poop
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