Thanks im going to kill myself

Too bad this isn't "The Band That Never Existed"

I love when I get sympathetic embarrassment goosebumps. By the time I'm writing this second sentence I'm starting to like them.

Surrogate embarrassment.

"Hey, bro, I was just in my European Studies class. Some of that shit is pretty cool! As soon as we get back from Vegas, I'm gonna have my dad get us some music shit and we can start a band, bro!"

Hey, those costumes aren't period!

yeah this is pretty friggin cool

Game of Thrones meets Nollywood.

guys I think this is pretty

what was that word again

met-hal?

For a bunch of fantasy nerds who make the most uninspired music ever to be about Camelot, they do know a fair amount of pretty good looking and/or large breasted women willing to slum it for a horribly embarassing video. The first girl looked like she could have been hired over craigslist on a fluke but by the second or third girl, I knew these guys couldnt be playing power metal because they had too many women they seem to know.

Is this some psuedo white power shit? Seriously.

filmed on location in Ohio

Filmed on location at Disney World

Silver Ravenwolf must have put tabs for power chords in her latest neopagan-du jour.

to be fair, the only difference between this and iron maiden is that maiden had talent

So which particular amazing payoff are you referring to? I'm asking because this video is so full of amazing payoffs that it's bursting at the seams.

the epic meal time music almost killed it for me. Also kudos to the singer for making metal vocals seem difficult.

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