|mouser - 2011-12-07 |
The chainsaw background was the ticket in this.
|MurgatroidMendelbaum - 2011-12-07 |
The intended manliness of the beard, the sleeveless shirt, the black leather gloves, the switchblade, the Marine Corps cap, and the tobacco pipe itself is underplayed somewhat by the well-maintained tulip garden clearly visible in the background.
he's posting this so other dudes can jack off to it, i don't think he shares your horticultural insecurity.
I had no idea there was such a thing, and I thought I knew everything about the internet.
blue vein steel
unboxing videos may be one of the least manly things you can do
Is unboxing a fetish too?
|Craptabulous - 2011-12-07 |
I like the dad glasses he sports for the first half.
|Bootymarch - 2011-12-07 |
He sure likes that knife. I'm pretty sure that you don't have to slice open loose tobacco
I mean if you need a butt and aint got no knife then it's like FUCK why did they make it so that you have to open it with a knife
|baleen - 2011-12-07 |
I have never seen an unboxing video. I've been on the poe network for close to a decade and I'm still discovering new fetishes.
Never seen an unboxing video? Unveiling the Katana kinda falls into that category, or I remember one where there was a Japanese dude unboxing something like final fantasy XXIXIXIXI or whatever and he had a boner, that was on here.
|The Mothership - 2011-12-07 |
damn, I used to manage a tobacconists and I can't for the life of me tell what pipe tobacco that is.
Oh, and as a former professional pipe smoker (in that tobacco was my living and I smoked a fucking ton of the stuff), this fetish is not about pipes; he has clearly never smoked a pipe in his life, barely knows what he is doing. this is about something else entirely, something far more sinister....
|memedumpster - 2011-12-07 |
Somewhere along the way I came to equate non-work gloves with kidnapping, rape, and murder. I can't wear gloves for just warmth or fashion, even when it's bitter cold and fashionable. It actually strikes me as a thousand times more dehumanizing than a hazmat suit.
Mittens, however, I find hilarious.
|1394 - 2011-12-07 |
At least he's smoking outside.
|Ohhdarling - 2011-12-07 |
This guy is even creepier than the "Just Me..." guy :(
|wtf japan - 2011-12-07 |
Guy gets a brand new, expensive briar pipe, uses a fucking torch lighter to light it, and breaks it in with goopey vanilla flavored tobacco. Then he smokes it as hot as he can.
To a pipe smoker, this is basically a snuff film. Fuck you, guy.
snuff film? yeah that sounds about right
|Riskbreaker - 2011-12-07 |
The related videos are a long carnival of silly pipe aficionados being silly.
|Void 71 - 2011-12-08 |
This guy looks like cancer.
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