|Jet Bin Fever - 2011-12-07 |
Fuck Hollywood. Making this movie should've been illegal.
|Craptabulous - 2011-12-07 |
Holy fuck, Will Sasso is a bit too good of a curly. I fucking hate the rest of it, but I like Will Sasso suddenly.
|blue vein steel - 2011-12-07 |
will and grace guy as Larry looks grotesque
Seriously, there's something wrong with his face. And the rest of the film doesn't look so good either.
|themilkshark - 2011-12-07 |
The sequel is inevitable.
|Born in the RSR - 2011-12-07 |
You'd think they would of learned something from the Laurel and Hardy reboot...
|IrishWhiskey - 2011-12-07 |
Considering that other remakes tend to "Poochiefy" the source material to the nth degree, that's actually about as good as I could have hoped for.
At least they're doing a watered down version of the usual slapstick, rather than rapping a Beyonce song and talking to their CGI superhero animal sidekicks. And none of them are played by Shia LeBouf or Zac Efron.
|Oktay - 2011-12-07 |
Oh. Fox. Who woulda thought.
|Mother_Puncher - 2011-12-07 |
I cant wait til Charlie Chaplin gets a gritty, grimdark remake starring Justin Long.
|StanleyPain - 2011-12-07 |
Wait, what the fuck? I thought the 3 Stooges project that was being worked on all these years was some kind of semi-serious biopic or something, not some shitty frathouse reboot demake shit.
|sosage - 2011-12-07 |
I'm at least glad that Hollywood continues to fuel Stroke Guy/Half in the Bag reviews.
Jet Bin Fever
yeah, that makes me feel a little better.
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2011-12-07 |
I hate to admit it, but I chuckled at the iPhone bit. It was so terrible I had to smirk at it's terribleness.
But the rest of it was painful. Sheer evil.
The fact that they stuck the Jersey Shore cast in is the cherry on the shit sundae.
|duck&cover - 2011-12-07 |
Oh well, there were multiple versions of Curly, so this isn't that big of a desecration of the original.
Curly wasn't an original Stooge. Shemp was before him, and there weren't other Curlys just other third Stooges. Curly just became the most iconic and popular of them all.
You sir, are incorrect! Larry, Curly and Moe were indeed the original three. Shemp replaced Curly after Curly suffered an (in real life) stroke. Then, after Shemp died, Curly Joe replaced him. I've always known this thanks to my dad (who to this day is a shameless Three Stooges fan), but I checked Wikipedia just to be double sure.
The more you know!
But Curly Joe wasn't a fake Curly, he was Curly Joe.
Yeah, Curly actually came into the fold once the Stooges went to pictures. Shemp, my lovable Shemp, was the first third wheel to tour with them in their vaudeville days. Anybody who thinks otherwise is not a true manly man or didn't ever bother to watch that TV movie about them.
(hint: I'm the latter, definately not the former)
|memedumpster - 2011-12-07 |
This. Movie. Is. Too. Good. For. Adam. Sandler.
Nope, didn't work, I actually think Adam Sandler deserves better than this. It really is the Seventh Seal.
|fatatty - 2011-12-07 |
This seems to be pretty much on par with the original to me. I dunno if you guys have seen it but the original Three Stooges is pretty stupid.
|Stopheles - 2011-12-07 |
I remember reading a thing about this in the NEW YORKER maybe five years ago, and actually being pretty interested in what was being described. It was going to be formatted as a series of Three Stooges shorts, with their real lives serving as subplots that carried from one short to the next. Curly's incapacitating stroke, and the sad aftermath, was going to be depicted.
Benicio Del Toro was being talked about as Moe.
This is several thousand steps below what I was hoping for.
|Riskbreaker - 2011-12-07 |
Retarded beyond belief.
Jet Bin Fever
You should rate it up for evil, ya know.
|Walker - 2011-12-07 |
99% of the jokes in every big budget comedy in the past 25 years is based on physical humor. Crotch hits, fart jokes, getting hit in the head with things, falling down. The problem isn't that this Three Stooges remake looks bad, it's that it looks as bland as any other dumb comedy of the month.
I don't think you did enough HARD RESEARCH to reach those numbers.
|Toenails - 2011-12-07 |
What's with all this nonlove for stupid basic humor? If you don't love the Stooges in any form, then you turn in your Tim and Eric badges right now!
And by Tim and Eric badges I of course mean your penis, because unless you are a girl with a good head on your shoulders, you have no reason to bad mouth anything this trailer shows (which is much eye-gouging and crotch hits).
COME AT ME BROS!!!
There's nothing wrong with physical comedy.
There is something wrong with plundering the work of three dead comedy geniuses because you're too lazy to come up with your own routine.
|godot - 2011-12-07 |
|oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2011-12-07 |
hollow mimicry of classic material. what's the point?
A possible motive doesn't spring to mind?
|Xenocide - 2011-12-08 |
Oh good, it's full of lazy pop culture gags to keep things "fresh" and "hip."
|kingarthur - 2011-12-08 |
John Stossel got hit by a bus. But not for real. :(
|Cheese - 2011-12-08 |
My brother just posted this to Facebook, he and all his friends can't wait.
|Timothy A. Bear - 2011-12-08 |
Needs like 100 times more horror.
|Rudy - 2011-12-08 |
"No, Curley, I didn't get a haircut. I look different because I'm wearing revealing swimwear that is not traditionally though of as appropriate attire for the Sisterhood."
|Nikon - 2011-12-08 |
Tragically, Snookie survived.
|B_Ko - 2012-02-25 |
It seemed fairly faithful at first, then got EXTREMELY "red text on a white background"-comedy at the one minute mark.
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