Fuck Hollywood. Making this movie should've been illegal.

Holy fuck, Will Sasso is a bit too good of a curly. I fucking hate the rest of it, but I like Will Sasso suddenly.

will and grace guy as Larry looks grotesque

The sequel is inevitable.

You'd think they would of learned something from the Laurel and Hardy reboot...

Considering that other remakes tend to "Poochiefy" the source material to the nth degree, that's actually about as good as I could have hoped for.

At least they're doing a watered down version of the usual slapstick, rather than rapping a Beyonce song and talking to their CGI superhero animal sidekicks. And none of them are played by Shia LeBouf or Zac Efron.

Oh. Fox. Who woulda thought.

I cant wait til Charlie Chaplin gets a gritty, grimdark remake starring Justin Long.

Wait, what the fuck? I thought the 3 Stooges project that was being worked on all these years was some kind of semi-serious biopic or something, not some shitty frathouse reboot demake shit.

I'm at least glad that Hollywood continues to fuel Stroke Guy/Half in the Bag reviews.

I hate to admit it, but I chuckled at the iPhone bit. It was so terrible I had to smirk at it's terribleness.

But the rest of it was painful. Sheer evil.

The fact that they stuck the Jersey Shore cast in is the cherry on the shit sundae.

Oh well, there were multiple versions of Curly, so this isn't that big of a desecration of the original.

This. Movie. Is. Too. Good. For. Adam. Sandler.

This seems to be pretty much on par with the original to me. I dunno if you guys have seen it but the original Three Stooges is pretty stupid.

I remember reading a thing about this in the NEW YORKER maybe five years ago, and actually being pretty interested in what was being described. It was going to be formatted as a series of Three Stooges shorts, with their real lives serving as subplots that carried from one short to the next. Curly's incapacitating stroke, and the sad aftermath, was going to be depicted.

Benicio Del Toro was being talked about as Moe.

This is several thousand steps below what I was hoping for.

Retarded beyond belief.

99% of the jokes in every big budget comedy in the past 25 years is based on physical humor. Crotch hits, fart jokes, getting hit in the head with things, falling down. The problem isn't that this Three Stooges remake looks bad, it's that it looks as bland as any other dumb comedy of the month.

What's with all this nonlove for stupid basic humor? If you don't love the Stooges in any form, then you turn in your Tim and Eric badges right now!

And by Tim and Eric badges I of course mean your penis, because unless you are a girl with a good head on your shoulders, you have no reason to bad mouth anything this trailer shows (which is much eye-gouging and crotch hits).

COME AT ME BROS!!!

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hollow mimicry of classic material. what's the point?

Oh good, it's full of lazy pop culture gags to keep things "fresh" and "hip."

John Stossel got hit by a bus. But not for real. :(

My brother just posted this to Facebook, he and all his friends can't wait.

Needs like 100 times more horror.

"No, Curley, I didn't get a haircut. I look different because I'm wearing revealing swimwear that is not traditionally though of as appropriate attire for the Sisterhood."

*farts*

Tragically, Snookie survived.

It seemed fairly faithful at first, then got EXTREMELY "red text on a white background"-comedy at the one minute mark.