This video is one big euphemism for sex; wiener dogs, unicorns, onions (total vagina at :27), gigantic bites of meat, burger finger-bang at 1:19, ballerinas, Lil-Jon. 5 Fucking stars.
You're saying they wont because of McDonalds. I put forth that they will in spite of it. They leave shit food export to our country, but space belongs to them.