awesome

Neck bearded dragon.

I once had a bearded dragon and a couple of tarantulas. I wanted to feed an anole to one of the tarantulas, but they were having none of it. So, I thought, "I wonder if the dragon would go after it."

It's one thing to watch your beloved pet eat crickets and hear the crunching sound they make, because, you know, they're just bugs. It's quite another to see your pet descend upon another of its kind and masticate it into a bent lifeless mass and swallow it sideways. You realize that, "Hey, it's pelvis snapped. I have a pelvis. Hey, it's jaw is dislocated. I have a jaw. Hey, it's bleeding. I have blood."

Never quite looked at Norbert the same way again.

This is kind of cruel, actually.

I'm relieved that the "Bearded Dragon" wasn't what I was expecting to see on POETV.

At least it wasn't shown trying to copulate with King Koopa.

Smartphone games are some of the laziest shit ever.

We shouldn't be teaching them.

Lesson 1 in the animal kingdom: don't trust humans.