Is there a GOOD Barbarian Cinema offering? And while we all love Conan and maybe even Red Sonja, it's not because they're actually what most people would call "good."

I still find Conan's "Crush Your Enemies" monologue to be one of the finest in the history of Western cinema. And any definition of "good" which doesn't include "redheads in skimpy fur armor" is not one I'd be willing to accept.