*Quest for the Wondering Wangonisaurus!
*Collect the numerous, voluminous, and most Bulbous Borogovia!
*Defeat the vile ladies of the Villainous Vagaceratops gang!
*Learn the Sad, Shameful Secret of Shamosaurus!
*Enter the game today and test your worthiness in unlocking the Mystic Truth of Troodon and use it to defeat that greatest of big bads: Madsenius The Evil Genius!*