Fuck this shit, dyke. I'm outta here.

Black Widows are a very common sight in my area as well (also California). Finding them in your house can be common. Having your house so fucked up that you find one that size, not running away, chilling out in the open like that is not. I've found Black Widows that big, but outside and only because I lifted a chunk of wood or a brick that hasn't moved in five years.

I don't really think she realized that, just that somebody was accusing her of it.

Choose carefully.

Irritated black widows are known to shoot web lines at threats, quickly rappel up the lines and deliver bites.

This means if you piss one off they can more or less fly after you.

I've had to go inside a house that was infested with roaches. They were everywhere. Inside of VHS tapes, tissue boxes, computers / TV, etc... anything with a crevice they could fit through. We moved a towel that was sitting on the floor in the bathroom and a few hundred roaches of all sizes scurried out from underneath. It was unbelievable. I have no idea if the property owners ever got rid of them all.

A few dozen black widows can be found and killed. A million roaches can't.

Are you an exterminator?

He's a bouncer at the roach motel.

No. It was the house of a recently passed relative in Indianapolis who's children were white trash shitheads and didn't take care of her. We are not from there; we are east coast liberal elite. We went there for the funeral and to try to salvage any old family photos or keepsake items from that house. Indianapolis is a shitty place.

There are no shitty people on the east coast. Suck it, you fucking midwest loser cockgerms!

I think she thought of them more as people she was hiring to clean her house for her, only she wasn't paying them.

...because they're black.

I wish I could have shown the whole episode.

Fun fact: She prevented her children from being taken away from her when they wanted to go live with their father.

Old people and children can die from bites, as well as people with allergies.

I was bit by one about 5 years ago but rather than kill me right away, the spider gave me MRSA. So I was sick with what felt like the flu for two days and then my testicles became engorged with an abcess that went undetected on my first hospital visit. I was bit on the leg but for some reason the blood collected in my testicles, which swelled to the size of a grapefruit. I very nearly could have died, but luckily the ER cut it opened and drained the infection from the abcess. So yes, spiders are dangerous. They carry fucking disease.

You should hate spiders. Everyone should hate spiders. Or at least get them the FUCK out of your home.

If you are ill or weak, or have complications related to the bite, they can also kill you.

I've been told that even if it's nothing and you live, the bites themselves hurt like a motherfucker.

I still have a visible wound from the bite. It looks like a small freckle.

And yes. Yes they do.

Yet one more reason why Seattle is awesome: no black widows. We apparently have brown recluses but I have never seen one. Then again, I don't crawl around in crawlspaces.

i question any grown adult who isnt aware of the dangers of a black widow spider. what the fuck is wrong with her, has she not seen animal planet for five minutes?

also his balls were huge.