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remarkably concise, like an animated cliff note
Like a cliff note that will make you fail your book report
A Cliff note written by a drunk author trying to remember how the story went having heard it once in childhood.
Truly terrible, just like the originals.
I like Bilbo's new lady love. I always figured the books were missing that sort of thing for the hobbits, who seemed weirdly asexual.
Also I'm weirdly reminded of Windwaker.
I think its strange how everyone seems to have interpreted Golum's voice loosely the same way.
Bilbo: Silent Assassin, coming December, 2013
Peter Jackson spends way too much money.
The Hobbit? Yeah, my mom read that to me when I was a kid. No, don't waste money on another copy of the book, I remember it perfectly well. Save the money for our special effects. And my heroin.
Anyone who tried to fake having read the book after watching this was in for some some nerd fury.
Reminds me of "Fractured Fairytales" somehow.