I've been watching videos on yt of sword collections, a good goldmine of craziness awaits us.

No Hot Topic shopper is safe!

Someday, we gonna rise up on that wind, and we're going to have our Taser Swords in hand, and they will be mildly sparking on metal-sequined belts.

Our power will be an awesome sight to behold.

Yeah, it looks nice, but try getting it from that bitch Maggie Chow.

"Not only shall I cleave your head from your body, you'll feel SUCH a shock while I'm doing it! It'll be like you've got a thousand ears and I'm a thousand guys who just scooted their thousand... uh, TWO thousand wool-socked feet on a thousand shag carpets, and they just SHOCKED YOUR THOUSAND EARS!!!!"

It takes a special person to come up with this idea while stoned then actually take the time to go through with it's creation.

I'm surprised a factory-made version of one of these isn't already available on sites like Trueswords, where you can buy stuff like playing-card shuriken and quasi-futuristic battle-axes with removable daggers built in to them, or a sword cane made up to resemble a CSA-issue rifle.

Because, sometimes slicing just doesn't do it.

I like the double blade.