"I don't know what I should pierce next, what do YOU GUYS think I should pierce, teehee?" dammit
"I'll make a video of me piercing it...!" dammit dammit
"Ooo, my cheek is swelling out, it looks like a hill"

OR LIKE THERE'S A COCK IN IT~ NAGGUGGLAGGLLLAAG

It's not a contest, bubblehead.

Ah, youth.

Description says it all.

There must be a fair amount of toxins in all that metal on her face because her eyes keep rolling to the back of her head like she's about to stroke out

I dated a girl like this . I killed her.

She must have OCD, she has an even amount of piercings

This is one of those videos where you don't actually need to watch the video to get the full impact.

The preview frame is utterly perfect.

I wonder how often people like her are brought in for an emergency MRI or the likes.

Who's job is it to break out the pliers and quickly get all that stuff off?

ITT: old people who probably claim to like the work of cronenberg making fun of kids today.

That looks like robot herpes.

A living pin cushion.

I like that "Studstasche" she's got goin' on.

Sadly the "Accidents and Explosions" category doesn't apply. She deliberately did this to herself bit by bit.

SO that's what happened to Boxxy.

Wouldn't. I don't know what is going on here.

I have an idea for a body modification, how about some braces for your busted teeth?

I can already imagine her taking a sip of water and becoming a human fountain.

UGH I HATE HOW PEOPLE JUDGE ME FOR MY SHITTY LIFESTYLE CHOICE!!!

I MEAN...YOU *ARE* JUDGING ME RIGHT??? RIGHT?? PLEASE JUDGE ME AND TALK ABOUT ME PLEASE

I'd like to see her without the piercings, I bet her face is dimpled like a golf ball now.

Yes?

Sorry, nothing about you looks great.

Did she say her name was Face? Is this Dirk Benedict from the A-Team in his most daring disguise ever?

I'd hit that just to find out what a blowjob from a cyborg will be like. And the clinking sound during sex would be fun.

Ugh. Way to reinforce stereotypes.

'All Canadians love facial piercings'

I was into the piercing thing during the 90s. I still have four tattoos, one of which can only be described as "ugly ass" Luckily, I had the sense to put all my tattoos in discrete places. It all seems sort of ridiculous now. I got my left nostril pierced the day Jerry Garcia died (coincidence; I also saw the movie "Species" on that day.) and not long after had a stud placed sideways through the head of my penis.

People sometimes ask me if it hurt to have a needle shoved through my dick, and when they do, I always tell them the same thing.

"Yes."

I'm glad that she's having fun with it